Alan likes his apples green.
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Why do people assume that the elevator they are waiting on is empty?
I don’t how many times I ride down on an elevator only to be almost tackled by someone with their head down who is visually surprised by the fact that there are people coming off the elevator.
Do people think that if they call for […]
You know what your mother said about days like this. She said there would be some.
Pre 5 am: Son #1 comes in the bedroom complaining about nightmares. I am a sensitive father. My response: “Here’s a pillow, find a blanket and sleep on the floor.” Even if our bed was big enough (i.e. bigger than […]
